School and the like...

So as it turns out, this whole blog is a school assignment.  That's why it's covered in blood and mentions zombies all the time; because as least I can have some fun and mess with people while my mind lays dormant throughout the day.  Don't look so shocked, it's not like I'd willingly talk about school- the loathing I have for [SCHOOL NAME REDACTED BECAUSE I DON'T WANT YOU STALKING ME] High School  sometimes knows no bounds.  Just like every other teenager.  It's not like this is a particularily bad place to be, I'm sure there's worse places, but I don't like people.  And if there's anything a suburban school has, it's a concentrated population of wise-ass idiots.  That's just the way it is. 

Anyway enough about my passive bitterness about this damn school We're supposed to blog about school security, so I'll work some zombies in to the mix because why not?

Imagine a prison... 

Like this but with more sex.
Now take out any windows that a prison might have and add a color scheme from the 70's and lockers.  That is my school.  As the Zombie Survival Guide suggests, a prison layout may not be that bad for a group of survivors to live in after the initial damage of the outbreak has been done; however if I, god forbid, happen to be inside the school when everything starts the place is a deathtrap.  All the rooms have one door and no windows; we'd be packed in like sardines.  Go School.  Woo.

I don't know.  I believe I think about this too much.  The point is you wont see me running to the school should there be zombies.